First Clue Was Man Carrying Off Very Still Woman

[Otter]

Missing: one statuesque brunette, 5 feet 2 inches tall with blue eyes, abducted Sunday afternoon from Reston Town Center. Witnesses say she was carried off by a man now wanted by Fairfax County police.

Turn yourself in, ST

 

[crabcake]

The woman ... goes by the name "Legs Folded."

Not a forum-goer, I take it.

 

[Toxick]

Originally posted by otter
Missing: one statuesque brunette, 5 feet 2 inches tall with ...

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