First Time I Heard It....

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A guy goes into a bar in Washington where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?
The guy replies, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best Martini the guy has ever had and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy say, "168."
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Martini."
The robot returns with another great martini and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "about 100."
The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, and John Deere machinery.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies, "Martini."
The robot brings another great martini and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "Uhh, 50?"
The robot leans in real close and asks,
"So, are you people still happy you voted for Biden??

 

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