The Pope is traveling through the southern US and while in Texas decides to have his driver drive down the Texas coast. While driving along the beach he sees something going on in the water. It just so happens that it is John Kerry in the jaws of a 28 foot shark.
As Kerry is struggling against the shark a boat speeds up to him. Inside is George Bush who harpoons the shark and Dick Cheney who gets Kerry out of the jaws of the shark. The two then use baseball bats to kill the shark and haul it onto the boat.
Seeing this the Pope yells out to the men saying "I have heard so much about the fighting the two of you have had. I am so glad you can see through your differences to help that man, I bless you."
Back on the boat Bush asks Cheney what that was about. Cheney replies "That that was the Pope and he has the wisdom of God."
To which Bush replies "well he may have the wisdom of God but he knows squat about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
As Kerry is struggling against the shark a boat speeds up to him. Inside is George Bush who harpoons the shark and Dick Cheney who gets Kerry out of the jaws of the shark. The two then use baseball bats to kill the shark and haul it onto the boat.
Seeing this the Pope yells out to the men saying "I have heard so much about the fighting the two of you have had. I am so glad you can see through your differences to help that man, I bless you."
Back on the boat Bush asks Cheney what that was about. Cheney replies "That that was the Pope and he has the wisdom of God."
To which Bush replies "well he may have the wisdom of God but he knows squat about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"