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Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc. but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate that catches the most fish by the end of the week
wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no servers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, John Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day President Bush comes in with 20 fish and John Kerry comes in again with none. That evening, Howard Dean gets together secretly with John Kerry and says, "John, I think President Bush. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and s! ee if he is cheating in any way.
The next night (after President Bush.comes back with
50 fish), Howard Dean says to John, "Well, what about it, is President Bush cheatin'?"
"He sure is, Howard, he's cutting holes in the ice!
Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc. but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate that catches the most fish by the end of the week
wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no servers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, John Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day President Bush comes in with 20 fish and John Kerry comes in again with none. That evening, Howard Dean gets together secretly with John Kerry and says, "John, I think President Bush. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and s! ee if he is cheating in any way.
The next night (after President Bush.comes back with
50 fish), Howard Dean says to John, "Well, what about it, is President Bush cheatin'?"
"He sure is, Howard, he's cutting holes in the ice!
