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*A five year old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's
response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the boy asked his Dad. His Dad sighed and reluctantly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. If you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis.
The next day the boy met his friend and called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were two
inches shorter it would probably be a perfect penis!"
response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the boy asked his Dad. His Dad sighed and reluctantly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. If you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis.
The next day the boy met his friend and called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were two
inches shorter it would probably be a perfect penis!"