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toppick08
Guest
A car gets a flat on the Interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully
steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing on coming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by
the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!! !!' says the blond.
'Those are my emergency flashers!'
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully
steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing on coming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by
the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!! !!' says the blond.
'Those are my emergency flashers!'
