Flatulence Filter

[Tonio]

http://www.magellans.com/shopping/p...PRODUCT&iMainCat=0&iSubCat=0&iProductID=13127

 

[SuperGrover]

i just blame my on barking spiders

 

[dustin]

I just need a version of that sewn into all my underoos.

 

[SamSpade]

Got a better one!

http://www.flat-d.com

 

[Kizzy]

Ewww that is pretty gross.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by SamSpade
Got a better one!

http://www.flat-d.com

Now I know what to get my hubby for Christmas.

 

[Pete]

Isn't deodorizing a fart the same thing as putting your piano in a sound proof room? Whats the purpose of a good rip if you cannot make the guy in the next cubicle wretch in agony? Why SBD if you cannot torture an elevator full of coworkers? Crop dusting a cubicle farm would be pointless. A Dutch oven would just be a Dutch.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Pete
Isn't deodorizing a fart the same thing as putting your piano in a sound proof room? Whats the purpose of a good rip if you cannot make the guy in the next cubicle wretch in agony? Why SBD if you cannot torture an elevator full of coworkers? Crop dusting a cubicle farm would be pointless. A Dutch oven would just be a Dutch.

I just heard at least 5 women say "ahhh, scratch Pete off the list ... "

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by tatercake
I just heard at least 5 women say "ahhh, scratch Pete off the list ... "

Like I was on 5 lists to start with.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Pete
Like I was on 5 lists to start with.

I'm sure you are, but not the lists you WANT to be.

 

[Tonio]

Originally posted by Pete
Isn't deodorizing a fart the same thing as putting your piano in a sound proof room? Whats the purpose of a good rip if you cannot make the guy in the next cubicle wretch in agony? Why SBD if you cannot torture an elevator full of coworkers? Crop dusting a cubicle farm would be pointless. A Dutch oven would just be a Dutch.

Having dinner with Queen Elizabeth and Judith Martin this evening, Pete? Maybe they might enjoy your farts and burps, or the sight of you scratching you privates in public.

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by Tonio
Having dinner with Queen Elizabeth and Judith Martin this evening, Pete? Maybe they might enjoy your farts and burps, or the sight of you scratching you privates in public.

Judith Martin and I played a rousing game of "Pull my finger" at a bar in O'Hare one night, she is nasty and won hands down.

 

[Tonio]

Originally posted by Pete
Judith Martin and I played a rousing game of "Pull my finger" at a bar in O'Hare one night, she is nasty and won hands down.

But being Miss Manners, she thanked you properly for playing a good game and for being gracious in defeat.

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by Tonio
But being Miss Manners, she thanked you properly for playing a good game and for being gracious in defeat.

Yes she did, I was impressed.