Florida Man Friday!

[vraiblonde]

Florida man arrested, allegedly struck wife with Christmas tree after asked to help make dinner

A Florida man was arrested on Monday evening after he was accused of hitting his wife with a Christmas tree when she asked for help with dinner.

www.mypanhandle.com

NOT very festive, Florida Man

 

[my-thyme]

You live in a state with some strange people, my dear.

 

[PJay]

A Christmas tree?

 

[RoseRed]

My grandfather threw ours on the floor one year. Everyone shocked and crying.

Me —>

 

[PJay]

Don't mess with my Christmas tree

 

[WingsOfGold]

LOL shitt happens. Don't much care what idiots do as long as they're not affecting innocents.

 

[Bonehead]

Sitting watching the TV one evening around Christmas and the tree slowly began to lean and finally fell over. No idea why it had been up for a week at least.

 

[Monello]

Sitting watching the TV one evening around Christmas and the tree slowly began to lean and finally fell over. No idea why it had been up for a week at least.

Do you have a cat?

 

[Monello]

You live in a state with some strange people, my dear.

I blame it on the chemtrails.

 

[Bonehead]

Do you have a cat?

Yeah he was fast asleep almost smashed by the falling tree, he stayed far away from that tree that year.

 

[my-thyme]

See that "my dear"?<--------

I'm old.

 

[TPD]

I'm old.

yeah you’ve already admitted AND proven that in another thread....



still laughing!

 

[PeoplesElbow]

THat is pretty tame for Florida.

One Christmas day when I was about 7-8 my cousin decided to push me into the Christmas tree for no apparent reason. I caught all kind of hell and he never even got a harsh word. The tree was right in front of the big window, my dad would have beat my ass if it broke.

 

[vraiblonde]

I thought we had a Florida Man thread somewhere, but I can't find it.

Oh well.

Man Washes His Hands In Pond, Alligator Pops Out And Seriously Injures Him

An alligator bit a man in Sanibel, Florida, Thursday morning as he was washing his hands in a pond, according to officials.

dailycaller.com

Musta been a tourist. Residents know not to get personal with ponds and lakes around here.

 

[Sneakers]

Florida Man!

:roflmao: Pictures! :lmao: Florida man is forced off United Airlines plane for wearing red women's underwear over his face as a mask - and other passengers march off in support of him Man forced off United Airlines plane for wearing red women's underwear over his face as a mask | Daily Mail...

forums.somd.com

Just one of a LOT of Florida Man threads........

 

[Kyle]

I love how they call it in and unprovoked attack.

Sticking your hands in the water in an alligator pond is like having a burger pass to you over the counter at the diner. You’re going to take a bite, so is he.

 

[BOP]

It's not Friday, but I had to post this.