Florida man

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Time to bring those threads back.....


A 10-year-old Miami boy was shot after his father took him on a faux drive-by shooting with a paintball gun — and a frightened homeowner returned fire with real bullets, according to authorities.

Michael Williams, 26, allegedly gave in to his son’s pleas late Sunday to take him on a paintball "drive-by shooting," where police said the boy fired off the unlethal rounds into a crowd gathered in the front yard of an Opa-locka home, the Miami Herald reported.

But the homeowner, identified as Gregory Barns, thought the gunfire was real and that "he and his family were under attack" — leading him to return fire with a real round, striking the boy, police said.


The first thing you may notice is that Florida Man was 16 when his son was born. But wait! There's more!

The youngster, who was not publicly identified, was then run over by his father’s van after being shot and losing his balance, police said.

I'm trying not to laugh at that because it's a child. Oh, and:

Neighbors, meanwhile, told WSVN that they saw the duo driving around with ski masks on.

"The guy riding around with kids in the car with their ski masks and hoodies on, and they were apparently shooting at people," resident Maurice Adams said.


:dork:
 
  • Haha
Reactions: BOP

Louise

Well-Known Member
Wow.
No Smiley GIF - No Smiley Consent GIFs
 

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
I am actually surprised that the kid knows his father, and that the father is still around, even if he is an idiot.
 

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
Florida man throws 2-month-old baby at deputy after chase

James exited the vehicle and was holding a small child by its arm. The report noted that James “had his 2-month-old infant in the vehicle with him during the entire pursuit while he drove in a reckless manner to avoid apprehension.”
At the apartment complex, James ran through a breezeway, turned and threw his child at Curby, according to the arrest report.
“Deputy Curby successfully caught the infant and brought him to the front of the building,” the arrest report stated.





157318
 

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
That is exactly the problem.

These children are taught from birth to hate "The Man". Any man woman or child that is not black.
 
  • Like
Reactions: BOP

PrchJrkr

Long Haired Country Boy
Ad Free Experience
Patron


"I can't breeve!" "I can't breeve!"

Maybe if he stopped resisting he wouldn't be so out of breath.
I'm sure all that running had nothing to do with his breathing situation. I have a feeling that "I can't breeve" is going to be used a lot since they've canonized old fat nosed floyd.
 
Top