Follow up thread on date in St Mary’s

[HenryEarlIII]

Okay so I received some helpful tips on where to take a date in St Mary’s (and some less than helpful replies), but now a related question: how do I get a date?

Tips from seasoned pro’s and interested singles are welcome.

They that pray to the Lord shalt be protected from the fleas; they shalt be immune to the flatulence.

 

[RoseRed]

It's much faster now he just has to post it on here.

That was you?

 

[Jurgo]

They that pray to the Lord shalt be protected from the fleas; they shalt be immune to the flatulence.

Earl don’t get me all hot and bothered. Let me work through my list first, ok?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

That was you?

Shhhhh, dont tell.

 

[Jurgo]

They that pray to the Lord shalt be protected from the fleas; they shalt be immune to the flatulence.

Actually, Earl, another question popped in to the ol’ noggin: what finger-bangin’ techniques do you use and recommend? (My “all five in the stink” approach has a 50/50 success rate.)

Thanks pastor!

 

[vraiblonde]

You should ask out vrai to prove you dont think she is an idiot.

 

[Jurgo]

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That scene is from Forest Gump. Would you like to see that movie? We could stream it on Netflix or something, then maybe chill.

 

[Jurgo]

So what you're really saying is that I'm even further down? Trust me, Mitzi is perfectly capable of speaking for herself - she'll be along later.

Girl, what I’m saying is that you aren’t even on the list; you are so beyond the reach of gonorrheic ogres like me, I wouldn’t dare waste my time. Only the most pitiful of the pitiful would be considered a possibility by folks like me and LR; but if you ever feel like slumming it leave a note for me behind one of them Lex Park library dumpsters.

 

[Misfit]

Try Grindr

 

[Jurgo]

Try Grindr

I understood this site to be the classiest version of Grindr that somd has to offer. But maybe I should check it out — what’s your username on it?

 

[gemma_rae]

Try Grindr

It's account was deleted. It didn't meet their standards.

 

[Misfit]

I understood this site to be the classiest version of Grindr that somd has to offer. But maybe I should check it out — what’s your username on it?

Bigbootydaddy

 

[glhs837]

Hey, I tried to deflect from you by throwing my perfectly sculpted body (wife says so!) in the breach! And there was a chance of free crab cakes and skrimps for me...

This guys sculpted too

 

[gemma_rae]

Bigbootydaddy

I watched a MMA fight last week and the winner was Juicy J. Probably just coincidence though.

 

[UglyBear]

This guys sculpted too View attachment 149332

Ok, a bit on the nose, but there’s striking resemblance — me and that dude are both handsome, bold and happy!!!

 

[Jurgo]

If I may ...

It's account was deleted. It didn't meet their standards.

My Grindr account was not deleted; gemma_rae69AssLuvr is active, as you very well know.

Now, good day sir.

 

[gemma_rae]

I wonder what this means?

 

[gemma_rae]

This guys sculpted too View attachment 149332

His penis looks like a sideways foot.

 

[Monello]

This guys sculpted too View attachment 149332

What's up with this guy's earlobes?

 

[Monello]

His penis looks like a sideways foot.

In some cultures, that's a highly desirable trait.