Football field-sized asteroid could hit Earth this year

[GWguy]

Don't know about stgislander, but I think my time's better spent figuring out my galactic hitchhiking apparel.

--- End of line (MCP)

A towel. Always have a towel.

 

[Kyle]

Don't know about stgislander, but I think my time's better spent figuring out my galactic hitchhiking apparel.

--- End of line (MCP)

Never forget your towel.

 

[Yooper]

A towel. Always have a towel.

Never forget your towel.

It was my first item!

--- End of line (MCP)

 

[glhs837]

No, DON'T PANIC, then have a towel.

 

[Yooper]

No, DON'T PANIC, then have a towel.

Oh. So you're saying I SHOULD have that pint first...?

Appreciate any help; I've been busy trying to keep the local road folks from bulldozing the house.

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[Gilligan]

A towel. Always have a towel.

I forgot my towel. Now what?

 

[Gilligan]

My favorite TEOTWAWKI cartoon...

 

[BOP]

There ya go! The progbots will be happy to hear that.

They're never happy. See exhibit A: one Tranny

 

[Hessian]

Wherever it hits...four things will result:
a) We (the tax payers of the US) will have to pay for the damage & recovery.
b) The press will blame Trump
c) Insurance companies will start to offer Catastrophic meteor insurance.
d) Cell phone images of it will break the internet.

Bonus: MI 6 will summon James Bond to London to find out where the tractor beam is located & to kill the man with the white cat.

 

[GWguy]

I forgot my towel. Now what?

Then 6 pints and a paper bag over your head.

 

[Gilligan]

Then 6 pints and a paper bag over your head.

I'm on it, boss. 5 pints down already...

 

[LightRoasted]

If I may ...

I'll be on the boat fishing that day, so, if it hits here, I'll go out doing something I enjoy. Hopefully while reeling in a big fighting blue.

 

[BOP]

The last time we had this product on QVC, the response was out of this world.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Too bad it doesn't hit any number of sh1tholes around the world and rid us of a number of less desirables.

You mean like D.C.?

 

[Hijinx]

Too bad it doesn't hit any number of sh1tholes around the world and rid us of a number of less desirables.

Too bad it doesn't hit any number of sh1tholes around the world and rid us of a number of less desirables.

I kinda like that idea, but I live too close to Washington DC and Capitol Hill to really love it.

 

[Rommey]

I kinda like that idea, but I live too close to Washington DC and Capitol Hill to really love it.

So you don't want to take one for the team?

 

[GregV814]

Well, I’m smearing Vaseline on the roof of my house so if it hits, it’ll zing off like a ball peen hammer hitting a greasy 16 penny nail! My neighbors house is 310 feet away and it will hit his!!!