For all of you who are feeling a little older

[justhangn]

For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great
old tunes, there is good news. Some of your old favorites have
re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging
audience.

Some examples:

Herman's Hermits-"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
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The Rolling Stones-"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
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Paul Simon-"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
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Carly Simon-"You're So Varicose Vein"
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Roberta Flack-"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
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Johnny Nash-"I Can't See Clearly Now"
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The Temptations-"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
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Nancy Sinatra-"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
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ABBA-"Denture Queen"
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Leo Sayer-"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
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Commodores-"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
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Procol Harem-"A Whiter Shade of Hair"
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The Beatles-"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"
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Credence Clearwater Revival-"Bad Prune a-Rising"
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Marvin Gaye-"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
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The Who-"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

 

[Sharon]

Fear the Jazz

Be afraid... BE VERY AFRAID!!!

 

[jazz lady]

For all of you who are forgetting to take their Gingko

I'm circling for the kill...

 

[Otter]

and remember....