For Gun Nuts Only

vraiblonde

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Click on that just to read the response that begins with:
At a press conference last week, SF mayor Gavin Newsom announced that possession of any firearm-shaped egg fryer within city limits would be a criminal offense. Disgruntled owners of the provocative novelty egg molds protested at City Hall on Thursday.

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theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

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A Bounty Hunter Crip known as “Syko” put it this way: “Man, this is the sweetest. Before, we always had to think, ‘What if somebody got a gun, I might get popped if I jack his store, [have nonconsensual intercourse with] his mother? I mean, most people here didn’t have no gun anyway, but there was always a risk. Now they ain’t. All I gots to worry about is our enemies in the other gangs, and, oh yeah, the police.” Syko laughed uproariously and with his companions, who said they were going to purchase “a mess of gats.” When asked if they had to travel to neighboring cities like Oakland or Daly City to purchase the guns, Syko gave a reporter an incredulous look. “You think we buy them in a store?” he asked. At which point he and his friends laughed again, surrounded the reporter, and asked if the reporter wanted them to “pick up a illegal egg fryer” while they were at it. To purchase the item, they said, they need all his money immediately. The Crips then relieved the reporter of his wallet, watch, and shoes. They almost took his cell phone, but gave it back to him when they saw that it was an older model no longer in fashion. As a parting gesture, they broke the reporter’s fingers and nose.

As soon as his attackers were out of sight, the reporter dialed 9-1-1 on his cell phone to report the violent attack that had taken place. Though he had been unable to protect himself, the reporter hoped the police could catch the perpetrators and perhaps prevent future crimes from taking place. Regrettably, the 9-1-1 emergency center phone lines were busy.


that was too funny :lol:
 
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