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dems4me

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Just for humor's sake so I can get my first laugh of the day.... please complete either of the following sentences....TIA


1) You know you are a democrat when........


or


2) You know you are a republican when ......



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dems4me

Guest
I'll start before "that Pete" does....


You know you're a democrat when you have just majorily lost all elections and have to start stupid threads to occupy yourself now...

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Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
You know...

...you're a Democrat when you feel like you're in a bad movie and your only line is: "I see dumb people."

...you're a Republican when you look around and the 'dumb' people are doing just fine.
 
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Bruzilla

Guest
You know you are a democrat when........

You look forward to Christmas so that you can go out and admire all the lights that the Republicans put up so that you don't have to put up any of your own.

You can't wait for that next entitlement check to come in!

You can't express your deepest, most personal, beliefs in decent company... and you're not even Gay!

You get reeeeeeal good at always finding "The Silver Lining" in any bad situation.

You can easily talk about how Republicans are ruining the environment while you shop for your new SUV.

You believe that the NRA has more to do with spreading the culture of violence than Hollywood or the recording industry.

You go to group lunches and you're the guy who gets a Republican to pay for your share because "I left my wallet at home."
 
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dems4me

Guest
Bruzilla said:
You know you are a democrat when........

You get reeeeeeal good at always finding "The Silver Lining" in any bad situation.


:blushing: :lol:
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Ken King

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
dems4me said:
Just for humor's sake so I can get my first laugh of the day.... please complete either of the following sentences....TIA


1) You know you are a democrat when........
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you have a wife that can pay for your campaign and you still lose.

or


2) You know you are a republican when ......
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your new voter registration card shows up in the mail.
 
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dems4me

Guest
Ken King said:
you have a wife that can pay for your campaign and you still lose.


your new voter registration card shows up in the mail.
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:lol: Actually the rumor going around is they will split up in about 6 months :shrug: :frown:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
You know you are a democrat when........

You wake up on November 3rd and your rectum hurts, your underwear is missing and there are elephant tracks leading away from your house.

You are completely content living in poverty.

You are a master at blaming government or other people for your sucky life.

The sound of a Bruce Springsteen song makes you weep uncontrolably.

While pounding your sword into a plowshare you hit your finger with the hammer and immediatly sue the maker of the hammer for damages and emotional duress.

You feel the governments job is to provide for your every need.

You believe all businesses are evil satan based institutions, even the one that donated the playground equipment your kid plays on at the park and who's dividends caused your 401K to return a 9.7%.

You pray to God that the Evengelicals would just die.

You think Colin Powell and Condoleza Rice are sambo's the rebublican trot out to the crowd for show, yet you are not a bigot.

You think blacks are stupid Toby's who need you to take care of them because they are incapable of surviving without aide, but you are not a bigot.

You hate evangelicals, but you are not a bigot.

You love gays because they are really cool in a curiously kinky kinda way.

You are holding off voting in the 2008 primaries until you see who Leonardo DiCaprio is endorsing.

You have a poster of Dan Rather in your bedroom; You know the sexy one of him in suspenders.

You will never buy another product that has "Swift" or "Boat" in the name.

You write fan letters to George Soros.
 
Bogart

Bogart

New Member
dems4me said:
Just for humor's sake so I can get my first laugh of the day.... please complete either of the following sentences....TIA


1) You know you are a democrat when........
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The rest of the country is stupid.
 
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dems4me

Guest
Pete said:
You know you are a democrat when........

You wake up on November 3rd and your rectum hurts, your underwear is missing and there are elephant tracks leading away from your house.

You are completely content living in poverty.

You are a master at blaming government or other people for your sucky life.

The sound of a Bruce Springsteen song makes you weep uncontrolably.

While pounding your sword into a plowshare you hit your finger with the hammer and immediatly sue the maker of the hammer for damages and emotional duress.

You feel the governments job is to provide for your every need.

You believe all businesses are evil satan based institutions, even the one that donated the playground equipment your kid plays on at the park and who's dividends caused your 401K to return a 9.7%.

You pray to God that the Evengelicals would just die.

You think Colin Powell and Condoleza Rice are sambo's the rebublican trot out to the crowd for show, yet you are not a bigot.

You think blacks are stupid Toby's who need you to take care of them because they are incapable of surviving without aide, but you are not a bigot.

You hate evangelicals, but you are not a bigot.

You love gays because they are really cool in a curiously kinky kinda way.

You are holding off voting in the 2008 primaries until you see who Leonardo DiCaprio is endorsing.

You have a poster of Dan Rather in your bedroom; You know the sexy one of him in suspenders.

You will never buy another product that has "Swift" or "Boat" in the name.

You write fan letters to George Soros.
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:roflmao: What hat are you picking these out of? :roflmao:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Oh I forgot one;

You know you are a democrat when........

You show up at a forum only to find out that it is mostly conservative and you spew venom, goad, pick, bellow and spread hate, get your ass kicked in the election, make a smarmy return and act like you want to rationally discuss topics reasonably.
 
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dems4me

Guest
Pete said:
Oh I forgot one;

You know you are a democrat when........

You show up at a forum only to find out that it is mostly conservative and you spew venom, goad, pick, bellow and spread hate, get your ass kicked in the election, make a smarmy return and act like you want to rationally discuss topics reasonably.
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I thought the republican convention was by far more ruder and mean spirated, especially the audience members chanting flip flops and hell no and even holding up a pair of flip flops... that was just mean :frown: All we did was make great speaches and cheer (AFTER the speaches were done) :ohwell:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
dems4me said:
I thought the republican convention was by far more ruder and mean spirated, especially the audience members chanting flip flops and hell no and even holding up a pair of flip flops... that was just mean :frown: All we did was make great speaches and cheer (AFTER the speaches were done) :ohwell:
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I hope your boss does not discover you are drunk.
 
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UrbanPancake

Right=Wrong/Left=Right
Larry Gude said:
...you're a Democrat when you feel like you're in a bad movie and your only line is: "I see dumb people."

...you're a Republican when you look around and the 'dumb' people are doing just fine.
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That was funny. :lmao:
 
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