For Sale

[GWguy]

FOR SALE: MY WIFE'S RIDING LAWN MOWER

Notice the light for night mowing....
My wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.

I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.


To this day, I have never been able to understand why some women are so hard to please.

 

[migtig]

I want one of the zero turn lawn mowers.

 

[GWguy]

I want one of the zero turn lawn mowers.

Well, if you get one of these and don't use it, it would technically be a zero-turn, wouldn't it?

 

[StrawberryGal]

FOR SALE: MY HUSBAND'S RIDING LAWN MOWER

Notice the light for night mowing....

My husband always wanted a riding lawn mower.



He works all day and was always tired when he came home from work. I thought that a riding lawn mower would help him get the yard work done quicker, so he would have more time for sitting in his recliner chair watching TV inside the house.



SO, being the handy sort of wife that I am, I made him a riding lawn mower.



I guess I thought he would yell with delight or something and give me a big hug.





To this day, I have never been able to understand why some men are so hard to please.

 

[EmptyTimCup]

FOR SALE: MY WIFE'S RIDING LAWN MOWER

Notice the light for night mowing....
My wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

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