clevalley
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A billionaire oil tycoon in his early 90’s was out at a hotel bar one evening when a young woman in her early 20’s came up to him and started to chat him up. This young woman knew exactly who this man was and decided she was going to marry him, and sex him to death on their honeymoon night…
After a few months of dating, the old man eventually asked her to marry him, and she joyfully agreed knowing that billions upon billions of dollars would soon be hers.
They had an elaborate wedding and of course a reception that rivaled any other reception in history…
That night, in their hotel room the young woman appeared in the bedroom in very revealing lingerie. The old man excused himself so he could go get ready in the bathroom. His new bride sat their on the bed as she heard a commotion in the bathroom for about a minute, then the door opened…
The old man walked out with an ENORMOUS, baby-leg sized boner with a the largest condom ever seen stretched over his manhood. He also had a pair of earplugs in and a set of nose plugs.
His bride, wide eyed knowing she has bit off more than she can chew asked; “What’s with the earplugs and nose plugs?”
The old man replied; “Two things in this world I cannot stand, the sound of a young woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber!”
After a few months of dating, the old man eventually asked her to marry him, and she joyfully agreed knowing that billions upon billions of dollars would soon be hers.
They had an elaborate wedding and of course a reception that rivaled any other reception in history…
That night, in their hotel room the young woman appeared in the bedroom in very revealing lingerie. The old man excused himself so he could go get ready in the bathroom. His new bride sat their on the bed as she heard a commotion in the bathroom for about a minute, then the door opened…
The old man walked out with an ENORMOUS, baby-leg sized boner with a the largest condom ever seen stretched over his manhood. He also had a pair of earplugs in and a set of nose plugs.
His bride, wide eyed knowing she has bit off more than she can chew asked; “What’s with the earplugs and nose plugs?”
The old man replied; “Two things in this world I cannot stand, the sound of a young woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber!”
