For the guys: Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

[jazz lady]

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

 

[Vince]

Originally posted by jazz lady
A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

Yeah, but a Christmas tree doesn't keep you warm at night unless you light it on fire. And it's much more fun to light a womans fire!

 

[crabcake]

Re: Re: For the guys: Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

Originally posted by Vince
And it's much more fun to light a womans fire!

hey vince ... how're you doin'?