"For the sake of decency..."

Kyle

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scot are playing Golf with their wives one day....

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she
bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her
skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford to buy any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and
buy yourself some underwear."

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on
the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing
no undies.

"Bejesus woman. You've no knickers - why not?" She
replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency here's 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some
underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is
naked under it.

"Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?"

She too explains, "You don't give me enough
housekeeping money to be able to afford any."

The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit!"
 

jazz lady

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PREMO Member
Originally posted by Kyle955
The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit!"

Ahhh...the legendary thrift of the Scots... :lol:
 
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