unixpirate
Pitty Party
I couldn't resist passing this on. Sorry!
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or illness, or a death in
your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever! A smart-ass
guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if
tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter
and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically
at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd have
to write the exam with your other hand.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or illness, or a death in
your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever! A smart-ass
guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if
tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter
and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically
at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd have
to write the exam with your other hand.