bobbyb
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Subject: AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:42:15 +0000
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Subject: AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:42:15 +0000
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
>
> You've heard about people who have been abducted
> and had their kidneys
> removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this
> kind of cruel theft is
> happening with other body parts as well!
>
> My thighs were stolen from me during the night a
> few years ago. I went to
> sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was
> just that quick. The
> replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
> Whose thighs were these, and
> what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
> looking for my thighs.
>
> Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to
> living out my life in jeans.
> And then the thieves struck again. My Butt was next.
> I knew it was the same
> gang, because they took pains to match my new rear
> end to the thighs they
> had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt wa s
> attached at least three
> inches lower than my original!
>
> I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of
> long skirts. Two years
> ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
> morning I was fixing my hair
> and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms
> swing to and fro with
> the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting
> scary - my body was
> being replaced one section at a time. What could
> they do to me next?
>
>
>
> When my poor neck suddenly disppeared and was
> replaced with a turkey neck, I
> decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up
> and smell the coffee!
> Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement
> body parts -stolen from
> you and me! The next time someone you know has
> something "lifted", look
> again - was it lifted from you?
>
> ; THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women
> everywhere every night. WARN
> YOUR FRIENDS!
>
> P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my
> Boobs. I was lying in bed
> and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I
> was relieved to see that
> they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
> Now I keep them hidden
> in my waistband.
>
> You've heard about people who have been abducted
> and had their kidneys
> removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this
> kind of cruel theft is
> happening with other body parts as well!
>
> My thighs were stolen from me during the night a
> few years ago. I went to
> sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was
> just that quick. The
> replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
> Whose thighs were these, and
> what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
> looking for my thighs.
>
> Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to
> living out my life in jeans.
> And then the thieves struck again. My Butt was next.
> I knew it was the same
> gang, because they took pains to match my new rear
> end to the thighs they
> had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt wa s
> attached at least three
> inches lower than my original!
>
> I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of
> long skirts. Two years
> ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
> morning I was fixing my hair
> and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms
> swing to and fro with
> the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting
> scary - my body was
> being replaced one section at a time. What could
> they do to me next?
>
>
>
> When my poor neck suddenly disppeared and was
> replaced with a turkey neck, I
> decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up
> and smell the coffee!
> Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement
> body parts -stolen from
> you and me! The next time someone you know has
> something "lifted", look
> again - was it lifted from you?
>
> ; THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women
> everywhere every night. WARN
> YOUR FRIENDS!
>
> P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my
> Boobs. I was lying in bed
> and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I
> was relieved to see that
> they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
> Now I keep them hidden
> in my waistband.
I KNEW IT!! I had a sneaking suspicion that someone was doing that to me!! But when I went to file a police report they all just laughed at me! 