Fossils Copulating for 65 Million Years

[rack'm]

LUCKNOW, India — This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.


Talk about long lasting........

 

[jazz lady]

What a way to go!

 

[wmburdette]

Finding the fossils in a fused position and with their flagella shed, is evidence that the two cells were having sex, Kar said.

Holy Crap! That's not the way I learned it in those old medical books!

 

[FromTexas]

He probably just wanted a one night stand... then she wanted to snuggle for just "a little while". Dang those womens!

 

[tirdun]

Its slime mold... SLIME MOLD!!

I wanted hot T-Rex on T-Rex action.

 

[Steve]

Its slime mold... SLIME MOLD!!

I wanted hot T-Rex on T-Rex action.

How disappointing was that!?! Filthy Indians...

 

[Toxick]

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[tirdun]

This thread is useless without pics.

I dunno if this is going to get past the censors:

fused position and with their flagella shed

Flagella shed all over the floor, cells fused with the sheets rumpled.

 

[Tonio]

Talk about long lasting........

Palentologists have determined that the male fossil had ingested several bottles of Viagra and Cialis.

 

[vraiblonde]

Palentologists have determined that the male fossil had ingested several bottles of Viagra and Cialis.

Geriatric sex. How gross.

 

[FromTexas]

This thread is useless without pics.

I got the kind of porn you are after. If I get banned, it is your fault.

<img src="http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t047/T047852A.jpg">


I think I am getting wood.

 

[Tonio]

Geriatric sex. How gross.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/29/AR2005102901145.html?nav=rss_print/style

I live alone in a retirement community and am lonely. I badly need a girlfriend, but no luck! The first said she would not get romantic. The second said she would not come to a man's apartment. The third would not kiss me, and the fourth said she would be busy all next week. Twenty years ago, it was different. I had no trouble with females. Could it be that I am rejected because I am 94?</NITF>

 

[tirdun]

I got the kind of porn you are after. If I get banned, it is your fault.

Mmm. Seriously Hawt. Spore coupling on a microscopic scale. My pocket protector is getting steamy.

 

[Bruzilla]

That's about 64,999,999 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 30 minutes too long for me!