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Pasofever

Pasofever

Does my butt look big?
Free Horse

A friend gives you a horse...
You build a small shelter...$750
You fence in a paddock...$450
Purchase a small truck to haul hay...$12,000
Purchase a used 2 horse trailer...$2,800
Purchase a second horse...$2,500
Build a larger shelter with storage...$2,000
More fencing...$1,200
Purchase a third horse...$1,500
Purchase a 4 horse trailer...$7,500
Purchase a larger truck...$18,000
Purchase 4 acres next door...$28,000
More fencing...$2,000 Build a small barn...$16,000
Purchase a camper for the truck...$9,000
Purchase a tractor...$12,000
Purchase a 4th & 5th horse...$4,500
Purchase 20 acres...$125,000
Build a house...$120,000
Build a barn...$26,000
More fencing & corrals...$14,000
Build a covered arena...$60,000
Purchase Dually...$34,000
Purchase a gooseneck with living quarters...$32,000
Purchase a 6th, 7th & 8th horse...$10,750
Hire a full time trainer...$40,000
Build a house for the trainer...$54,000
Buy a motor home for shows...$125,000
Hire an attorney - spouse is leaving you for trainer...$5,000
Declare bankruptcy, spouse got everything.
Friend feels sorry for you...
Gives you a horse.....
 
Midnightrider

Midnightrider

Well-Known Member
Pasofever said:
Free Horse

A friend gives you a horse...
You build a small shelter...$750
You fence in a paddock...$450
Purchase a small truck to haul hay...$12,000
Purchase a used 2 horse trailer...$2,800
Purchase a second horse...$2,500
Build a larger shelter with storage...$2,000
More fencing...$1,200
Purchase a third horse...$1,500
Purchase a 4 horse trailer...$7,500
Purchase a larger truck...$18,000
Purchase 4 acres next door...$28,000
More fencing...$2,000 Build a small barn...$16,000
Purchase a camper for the truck...$9,000
Purchase a tractor...$12,000
Purchase a 4th & 5th horse...$4,500
Purchase 20 acres...$125,000
Build a house...$120,000
Build a barn...$26,000
More fencing & corrals...$14,000
Build a covered arena...$60,000
Purchase Dually...$34,000
Purchase a gooseneck with living quarters...$32,000
Purchase a 6th, 7th & 8th horse...$10,750
Hire a full time trainer...$40,000
Build a house for the trainer...$54,000
Buy a motor home for shows...$125,000
Hire an attorney - spouse is leaving you for trainer...$5,000
Declare bankruptcy, spouse got everything.
Friend feels sorry for you...
Gives you a horse.....
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well that'll teach you to hire a hot trainer :whistle:
 
Lugnut

Lugnut

I'm Rick James #####!
Pasofever said:
Free Horse

A friend gives you a horse...
You build a small shelter...$750
You fence in a paddock...$450
Purchase a small truck to haul hay...$12,000
Purchase a used 2 horse trailer...$2,800
Purchase a second horse...$2,500
Build a larger shelter with storage...$2,000
More fencing...$1,200
Purchase a third horse...$1,500
Purchase a 4 horse trailer...$7,500
Purchase a larger truck...$18,000
Purchase 4 acres next door...$28,000
More fencing...$2,000 Build a small barn...$16,000
Purchase a camper for the truck...$9,000
Purchase a tractor...$12,000
Purchase a 4th & 5th horse...$4,500
Purchase 20 acres...$125,000
Build a house...$120,000
Build a barn...$26,000
More fencing & corrals...$14,000
Build a covered arena...$60,000
Purchase Dually...$34,000
Purchase a gooseneck with living quarters...$32,000
Purchase a 6th, 7th & 8th horse...$10,750
Hire a full time trainer...$40,000
Build a house for the trainer...$54,000
Buy a motor home for shows...$125,000
Hire an attorney - spouse is leaving you for trainer...$5,000
Declare bankruptcy, spouse got everything.
Friend feels sorry for you...
Gives you a horse.....
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If a friend gave me a horse, I'd rent one of them big BBQ trailers $300!

:yum:
 
Cowgirl

Cowgirl

Well-Known Member
We bought a horse for $1 once. Does anyone remember the bay that used to be at Historic St. Mary's City in the blue barn near the Visitor Center? Probably not....it was at least 15 yrs ago. Nebbermind.
 
mingiz

mingiz

Horse Poor
Cowgirl said:
We bought a horse for $1 once. Does anyone remember the bay that used to be at Historic St. Mary's City in the blue barn near the Visitor Center? Probably not....it was at least 15 yrs ago. Nebbermind.
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Cowgirl I remember that horse......Always wished it was mine... :lmao:
 
mingiz

mingiz

Horse Poor
Pasofever said:
Free Horse

A friend gives you a horse...
You build a small shelter...$750
You fence in a paddock...$450
Purchase a small truck to haul hay...$12,000
Purchase a used 2 horse trailer...$2,800
Purchase a second horse...$2,500
Build a larger shelter with storage...$2,000
More fencing...$1,200
Purchase a third horse...$1,500
Purchase a 4 horse trailer...$7,500
Purchase a larger truck...$18,000
Purchase 4 acres next door...$28,000
More fencing...$2,000 Build a small barn...$16,000
Purchase a camper for the truck...$9,000
Purchase a tractor...$12,000
Purchase a 4th & 5th horse...$4,500
Purchase 20 acres...$125,000
Build a house...$120,000
Build a barn...$26,000
More fencing & corrals...$14,000
Build a covered arena...$60,000
Purchase Dually...$34,000
Purchase a gooseneck with living quarters...$32,000
Purchase a 6th, 7th & 8th horse...$10,750
Hire a full time trainer...$40,000
Build a house for the trainer...$54,000
Buy a motor home for shows...$125,000
Hire an attorney - spouse is leaving you for trainer...$5,000
Declare bankruptcy, spouse got everything.
Friend feels sorry for you...
Gives you a horse.....
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Paso why are you telling your life history :lmao: :killingme :razz:
 
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Pandora

New Member
mingiz said:
Paso why are you telling your life history :lmao: :killingme :razz:
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:high5:

I don't think I can listen to another D bomb story. :jameo:

I ran into a friend of mine who told me that his wife came home about a month ago from work and he asked her, so how was your day?

She said I don’t love you anymore and I’m filling for a divorce. She packed her shiat up and moved 5 states (1, 2, 3, 4, yep 5 states) away. She must have been planning it because she has a pretty damn good job waiting in another state. :shrug:

Then I was asking another friend how her Thanksgiving went. She said, we were all sitting there eating cake, talking, after dinner, and a relative stands up and announced I'm getting divorced. At Thanksgiving dinner :yikes:

So Paso, I'm glad this story isn't about you. :lmao:
 
Pasofever

Pasofever

Does my butt look big?
Pandora said:
:high5:

I don't think I can listen to another D bomb story. :jameo:

I ran into a friend of mine who told me that his wife came home about a month ago from work and he asked her, so how was your day?

She said I don’t love you anymore and I’m filling for a divorce. She packed her shiat up and moved 5 states (1, 2, 3, 4, yep 5 states) away. She must have been planning it because she has a pretty damn good job waiting in another state. :shrug:

Then I was asking another friend how her Thanksgiving went. She said, we were all sitting there eating cake, talking, after dinner, and a relative stands up and announced I'm getting divorced. At Thanksgiving dinner :yikes:

So Paso, I'm glad this story isn't about you. :lmao:
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So your not wishing me any good luck :shrug:
 
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