Friday Funny - Washington Redskins

checkingthenews

C'mon...Smile!
They are my team but I must admit this is funny.

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Maryland

courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court

ruling over who should have custody of him.


The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents

and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt,

in keeping with child custody law and regulations

requiring that family unity be maintained to the

degree possible.


The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that

his aunt beat him more than his parents and he

adamantly refused to live with her.


When the judge then suggested that he live with his

grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat

him.


After considering the remainder of the immediate

family and learning that domestic violence was

apparently a way of life among them, the judge took

the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose

who should have custody of him.


After two recesses to check legal references and

confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted

temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy

firmly believes, are not capable of beating anyone.
:killingme :killingme :killingme
 

checkingthenews

C'mon...Smile!
checkingthenews said:
They are my team but I must admit this is funny.

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Maryland

courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court

ruling over who should have custody of him.


The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents

and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt,

in keeping with child custody law and regulations

requiring that family unity be maintained to the

degree possible.


The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that

his aunt beat him more than his parents and he

adamantly refused to live with her.


When the judge then suggested that he live with his

grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat

him.


After considering the remainder of the immediate

family and learning that domestic violence was

apparently a way of life among them, the judge took

the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose

who should have custody of him.


After two recesses to check legal references and

confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted

temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy

firmly believes, are not capable of beating anyone.
:killingme :killingme :killingme

Sorry folks, I have no idea why this is appearing twice. Sorry bout that.
 
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