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THE MASTER CHIEF AND THE CAPTAIN AND HIS WIFE!
A Navy Captain and his very attractive wife were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with very expensive houses.
On the third tee the Captain said......
"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!"
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The Captain cringed and said......
"I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice says.....
"Come on in."
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A Master Chief on the couch said......
"Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the Captain replied.
The Master Chief said......
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a "Genie" that use to be a Master Chief in the Navy....and I was trapped for a long time in that bottle.
You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes, and I'll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, great!" the Captain said.......
"I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!"
The Master Chief replied....
"No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" Looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world!" she said.
"Consider it done!" the Master Chief replied.
The Captain asked.......
"And what's your wish Master Chief?"
The Master Chief said.....
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The Captain looked at the wife and said.......
"Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey. I guess I don't care."
The Master Chief takes the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
Afterwards, the Master Chief rolled over, looked at the wife, and said.....
"How old is your husband anyway?"
"45." she replied.
The Master Chief with a grin on his face...says.....
"And he still believes in genies...that's amazing!"
A Navy Captain and his very attractive wife were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with very expensive houses.
On the third tee the Captain said......
"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!"
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The Captain cringed and said......
"I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice says.....
"Come on in."
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A Master Chief on the couch said......
"Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the Captain replied.
The Master Chief said......
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a "Genie" that use to be a Master Chief in the Navy....and I was trapped for a long time in that bottle.
You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes, and I'll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, great!" the Captain said.......
"I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!"
The Master Chief replied....
"No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" Looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world!" she said.
"Consider it done!" the Master Chief replied.
The Captain asked.......
"And what's your wish Master Chief?"
The Master Chief said.....
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The Captain looked at the wife and said.......
"Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey. I guess I don't care."
The Master Chief takes the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
Afterwards, the Master Chief rolled over, looked at the wife, and said.....
"How old is your husband anyway?"
"45." she replied.
The Master Chief with a grin on his face...says.....
"And he still believes in genies...that's amazing!"
