Traffic Rant Friken plates/bowls and forks? REALLY?
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Grumpy
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About as good idea as applying mascara and reading the newspaper draped across your steering wheel.
I saw you!
Grumpy
Well-Known Member
Are you sure???
I was wearing my beer goggles. It was you.
When I was an outside sales rep I ate in my car almost every day on the way to appointments. That's why I always had a spare blouse in the back, because I'd invariably spill something on myself. BUT my noshies were always hand-held - 7-11 roller food, etc. Trying to eat soup while driving...you're just asking for it.
Can you only imagine if you had thrown a milkshake at him!?! Oh the horrors!!!
NorthBeachPerso
Honorary SMIB
Yeah, I cut myself shaving once when someone did that to me. And don't even ask me how I got that shoe polish off the seat one other time.
The above are only two things I saw others do over thirty years driving from Calvert to Upper Marlboro.
gemma_rae
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Absolute honest to God truth. If you remember Lea Thompson who was at WRC-TV4 news years ago, I cut her off in traffic once in DC while she was driving her convertible with her daughter. She dropped her McDonalds French fries she was eating and screamed "You Stupid B*tch!"
I don't remember her, but that is awesome!Absolute honest to God truth. If you remember Lea Thompson who was at WRC-TV4 news years ago, I cut her off in traffic once in DC while she was driving her convertible with her daughter. She dropped her McDonalds French fries she was eating and screamed "You Stupid B*tch!"
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Grumpy
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Sweet Lea would never talk that way..fake news..Absolute honest to God truth. If you remember Lea Thompson who was at WRC-TV4 news years ago, I cut her off in traffic once in DC while she was driving her convertible with her daughter. She dropped her McDonalds French fries she was eating and screamed "You Stupid B*tch!"
gemma_rae
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...at little ole me.
DannyMotorcycle
Active Member
I'm so hungry and it's a time saver! but did you die?
CPUSA
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See...I was taught in driver's ed, back in '85 that it is actually illegal to eat or drink while driving.
Driver's Ed? in Maryland? NO WAY!
I can just see the course plan back in 85:
- Always occupy left lane no matter what and do not even yield to police cars or people courtesy flashing you to get around you.
- Go as slow as possible on 2 lane roads where it is difficult for others to pass.
- Tailgate the F out of the guy in front of you, especially if he has no where to go.
- Don't abuse your drinking and driving privs or you'll ruin it for everyone. Remember, Liquor store drive-up windows create jobs
- Someone flicking their beams at you because you have your highs on is an insult and a call to do battle.