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A blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. <o></o>
The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete<o></o>
instructions." <o></o>
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She<o></o>
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." <o></o>
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the<o></o>
instructions!" <o></o>
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.<o></o>
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the<o></o>
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is<o></o>
specified: <o></o>
<o></o>
1. Take a shower <o></o>
2. Splash on some nice perfume. <o></o>
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. <o></o>
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow<o></o>
the frog to do what he has been trained to do. <o></o>
<o></o>
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing<o></o>
happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.<o></o>
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it<o></o>
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet<o></o>
store." <o></o>
So, she calls the pet store. <o></o>
The man says, "I'll be right over." <o></o>
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him<o></o>
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.<o></o>
The damn frog just sits there." <o></o>
<o></o>
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into<o></o>
its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how<o></o>
to do this one more time!"<o></o>
<o>
</o>
Hope this wasn't a repeat.
fficeffice" /><o></o>looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. <o
></o>The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete<o
></o>instructions." <o
></o>The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She<o
></o>whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." <o
></o>As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the<o
></o>instructions!" <o
></o>The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.<o
></o>As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the<o
></o>instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is<o
></o>specified: <o
></o><o
></o>1. Take a shower <o
></o>2. Splash on some nice perfume. <o
></o>3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. <o
></o>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow<o
></o>the frog to do what he has been trained to do. <o
></o><o
></o>She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing<o
></o>happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.<o
></o>She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it<o
></o>says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet<o
></o>store." <o
></o>So, she calls the pet store. <o
></o>The man says, "I'll be right over." <o
></o>Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him<o
></o>in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.<o
></o>The damn frog just sits there." <o
></o><o
></o>The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into<o
></o>its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how<o
></o>to do this one more time!"<o
></o><o
> </o>Hope this wasn't a repeat.
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