gumby
I AM GUMBY DAMMIT
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night
when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby
skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was
still
alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to
death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?" said the wife.
"Just hold its little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.
when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby
skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was
still
alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to
death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?" said the wife.
"Just hold its little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.
