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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS <o></o>
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Smart man + smart woman = romance<o></o>
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Smart man + dumb woman = affair<o></o>
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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<o></o>
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Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy <o></o>
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC<o></o>
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit<o></o>
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Smart boss + dumb employee = production<o></o>
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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<o></o>
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Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime <o></o>
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SHOPPING MATH<o></o>
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<o></o>
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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. <o></o>
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<o></o>
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<o></o>
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<o></o>
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<o></o>
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man. <o></o>
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HAPPINESS<o></o>
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<o></o>
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. <o></o>
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LONGEVITY<o></o>
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. <o></o>
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<o></o>
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<o></o>
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A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. <o></o>
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<o></o>
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A woman has the last word in any argument.<o></o>
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Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <o></o>
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED<o></o>
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. <o></o>
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Can I use this in the "mens rights" thread? 
