rack'm
Jaded
My friends all ask me how I like retirement and what I do to occupy all my
free time now.
Well, for example, last month I went to San Francisco 's Union Square and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and
said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored
me and continued writing the ticket. (New generation of police officer.)
I called him a Nazi tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So, I called him an idiot. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I had come into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.
free time now.
Well, for example, last month I went to San Francisco 's Union Square and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and
said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored
me and continued writing the ticket. (New generation of police officer.)
I called him a Nazi tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So, I called him an idiot. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I had come into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.