Funny one liners....

maceygirl12 · Oct 12, 2007

What do men and pantyhose have in common?

They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

mainman · Oct 12, 2007

What do a puppy dog and a near sighted gynecologist have in common?

smoothmarine187 · Oct 12, 2007

mainman said:
What do a puppy dog and a near sighted gynecologist have in common?

nomoney · Oct 12, 2007

mainman said:
What do a puppy dog and a near sighted gynecologist have in common?

both have to have their noses in your crotch? :shrug:

smoothmarine187 · Oct 12, 2007

nomoney said:
both have to have their noses in your crotch? :shrug:

Whatever his punchline is, he's not going to beat that :lol:

JMoney8103 · Oct 12, 2007

What do a dog and a near sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose

mainman · Oct 12, 2007

smoothmarine187 said:
Whatever his punchline is, he's not going to beat that

Stop sucking her ass :lmao:

mainman · Oct 12, 2007

JMoney8103 said:
A wet nose

desertrat · Oct 12, 2007

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

maceygirl12 · Oct 12, 2007

Went home at 2am with a 10 and woke up at 10am with a 2.