Larry is hiring some temporary help right now, and three of the applicants are Hispanic. So he was teasing me about hiring illegals and I was like, "Did they give you a SSN or a green card?" and he says "Yes." "No problem, then," I reply.
Then I said, "Did you ask them if they're legal?"
Larry: "Is that legal? Can you ask that?"
"Sure!" sez I, and I pick up the applications to show him where the line is that asks:
"Are you prevented from lawfully becoming employed in this country because of VISA or immigration status?"
Every one of them had checked "yes".
So at least they're honest illegals.
Then I said, "Did you ask them if they're legal?"
Larry: "Is that legal? Can you ask that?"
"Sure!" sez I, and I pick up the applications to show him where the line is that asks:
"Are you prevented from lawfully becoming employed in this country because of VISA or immigration status?"
Every one of them had checked "yes".
So at least they're honest illegals.