Railroad
Routinely Derailed
You're waiting in line, standing in an elevator, near people you've never seen before and may never see again. Out of nowhere, with no preamble, you make eye contact and say:
"Did you know your underwear's on backwards?"
"You have one long, shiny little hair sticking straight out of your ear."
"I saw what you did back there, but I won't tell anybody."
"Did you know we went to different schools together?"
"On the other hand, you might be right."
"Did you know your underwear's on backwards?"
"You have one long, shiny little hair sticking straight out of your ear."
"I saw what you did back there, but I won't tell anybody."
"Did you know we went to different schools together?"
"On the other hand, you might be right."
