Spoiler: They also freak out if anyone calls their phone.
That's the thing with Reddit - all these neurotic anxiety-ridden young people trying to out-crazy each other.
"I freak out when someone knocks on my door."
"Oh yeah? Well I freak out when someone calls my phone."
"That's nothing, I freak out when I see another human being."
Is this what growing up on the internet has done to young people?