Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
While at a friend's house, I saw the Gateway commercial where the Britney Spears-type singer is drooling over the computers while the guy and the Gateway cow are watching. The cow is too busy watching the woman to notice the computers.
Now, I know most city folk use "cow" to refer to bovines of both genders, so we don't really know if the Gateway cow is a lesbian. It's kind of like when Budweiser used a female terrier
for Spuds MacKenzie.
Is Gateway using a female, a bull or a steer? Imagine the script if
the bovine was a steer?
Man: "The computers look good."
Bovine: "Yeah, I guess."
Man: "You sound bummed." (Bummed steer, ha ha!)
Bovine: "Of course I'm bummed, you idiot! You'd be bummed too if
someone cut off your testicles and then forced you to watch a hot babe dancing!"
Now, I know most city folk use "cow" to refer to bovines of both genders, so we don't really know if the Gateway cow is a lesbian. It's kind of like when Budweiser used a female terrier
for Spuds MacKenzie.
Is Gateway using a female, a bull or a steer? Imagine the script if
the bovine was a steer?
Man: "The computers look good."
Bovine: "Yeah, I guess."
Man: "You sound bummed." (Bummed steer, ha ha!)
Bovine: "Of course I'm bummed, you idiot! You'd be bummed too if
someone cut off your testicles and then forced you to watch a hot babe dancing!"