Gay cowboys

[desertrat]

Apparently "Brokeback Mountain" has inspired a little humor.

Top 10 Signs You Are a Gay Cowboy

10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

 

[Agee]

Apparently "Brokeback Mountain" has inspired a little humor.

Top 10 Signs You Are a Gay Cowboy

10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

Just read this in the paper. You beat me to the post

 

[desertrat]

Just read this in the paper. You beat me to the post

Finally beat someone!

 

[Agee]

A couple from

Jay Leno:

"Hey, just a week to go until Elton John's wedding. You know where Elton's honeymooning? Brokeback Mountain"

" A movie theater in Utah abruptly cancelled a screening of Brokeback Mountain. They felt it was inappropriate for the community standards. Instead they ran Deliverance."

Source USA Today

 

[kwillia]

All right you two... get a room...

 

[Toxick]

All right you two... get a room...

At least you can't see the tongue.

 

[Dougstermd]

Hey I like to ride and don't have a horse. I know i ain't gay cause I tried it once. And I did not like it.

 

[Esprix]

I... am amused.

Esprix

 

[morganj614]

I still want to see this movie but this was funny

TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES FOR BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

10. “Not-That-There’s-Anything-Wrong-With-That Mountain”

9. “Wyatt Slurp”

8. “For A Few Dollars More We Can Make It A Threesome”

7. “Long Ranger”

6. “Go West Young Man….Now South…..a Little More South….OH GOD YES RIGHT THERE!”

5. “Bunanza”

4. “The Good, The Bad, and the Fabulous”

3. “Broke My Back Mounting Him”

2. “Fun With Dick In James”

1. “Oklahomo”

 

[Dougstermd]

1. “Oklahomo”

I use this one all the time on someone i Know from Oklahoma

 

[sockgirl77]

These were just emailed to me...

 

[Penn]

4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.


I had to wipe my monitor off after that one!

 

[Tonio]

The Top Ten list and the cartoons were hilarious.

I haven't seen the movie either. Is it just a dopey comedy, or is it a drama that implies that there was a lot of homosexuality among 1800s cowboys?

This Christmas, look in stores for the Brokeback Saddle, with a different shape for the pommel.