SxyPrincess
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Now that Canada has decided it will allow gay marriage, here are some tips for future grooms.
1: On the day of the wedding, it's considered bad luck for either groom to see the other at the gym.
2: For good luck the couple should have: "Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty."
3: It's customary for the bar to be open during the entire ceremony.
4: Both grooms should refrain from eating any of the wedding cake (it's all carbs!)
5: It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.
6: During the first dance at the reception, it's considered tacky to
use glow sticks, flags, whistles and hand-held lasers.
7: For good luck, the wedding bouquet is always thrown into the face of a hated rival or ex-lover.
8: The reception must include a fully stocked bar with brand liquors, flattering lighting, a superior sound system, one large or several smaller disco mirror balls, and at least two go-go dancers.
9: The wedding singer is forbidden to sing: "The Man That Got Away," "Let's Hear it for the Boy," "It's Raining Men" or "I Will Survive!"
10: The father of the bottom pays for everything.
1: On the day of the wedding, it's considered bad luck for either groom to see the other at the gym.
2: For good luck the couple should have: "Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty."
3: It's customary for the bar to be open during the entire ceremony.
4: Both grooms should refrain from eating any of the wedding cake (it's all carbs!)
5: It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.
6: During the first dance at the reception, it's considered tacky to
use glow sticks, flags, whistles and hand-held lasers.
7: For good luck, the wedding bouquet is always thrown into the face of a hated rival or ex-lover.
8: The reception must include a fully stocked bar with brand liquors, flattering lighting, a superior sound system, one large or several smaller disco mirror balls, and at least two go-go dancers.
9: The wedding singer is forbidden to sing: "The Man That Got Away," "Let's Hear it for the Boy," "It's Raining Men" or "I Will Survive!"
10: The father of the bottom pays for everything.
