tater
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The Lone Ranger is captured by Apaches and about to be burned alive. "Before I kill you," says the Indian chief, "I will grant you one wish".
"Bring me my horse", the Lone Ranger replies.
So the chief nods, and Silver is led before the lone Ranger. He whispers in the horse's ear, and it bolts off. An hour later it comes galloping back with a beautiful blonde riding bareback.
The Lone Ranger lunges at the animal and grabs it by the ears. "You stupid idiot," he hollers. "I said bring the POSSE
"Bring me my horse", the Lone Ranger replies.
So the chief nods, and Silver is led before the lone Ranger. He whispers in the horse's ear, and it bolts off. An hour later it comes galloping back with a beautiful blonde riding bareback.
The Lone Ranger lunges at the animal and grabs it by the ears. "You stupid idiot," he hollers. "I said bring the POSSE