SxyPrincess
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The Geography of a Woman:
Between the ages of 18 - 25 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half-discovered, half-wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 25 - 35 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well-developed, and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 35 - 45, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 45 - 55 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half-destroyed during the war but can still be
a warm and desirable place.
Between the ages of 55 - 65 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction necessary.
Between the ages of 65 - 75 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet, and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 75 - 80 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 80, they become Albania. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 80 a man is like Iraq. Ruled by a dick.
Between the ages of 18 - 25 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half-discovered, half-wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 25 - 35 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well-developed, and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 35 - 45, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 45 - 55 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half-destroyed during the war but can still be
a warm and desirable place.
Between the ages of 55 - 65 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction necessary.
Between the ages of 65 - 75 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet, and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 75 - 80 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 80, they become Albania. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 80 a man is like Iraq. Ruled by a dick.
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