BuddyLee said:
Future Hooters girl!
K..... Not to dwell on this one tooooooo much... BUT... let's just say that something like this did transpire :smellsfishyforsure:
I, used to be an ethanol transfer engineer (read bartender). Jello shooters just don't seem as though they would carry that well in a backpack, amongst, oh I don't know, homework and books, perhaps.
Then, tra-la-la-la-la, Suzy Sunshine decides to eat (drink/"shoot") some of her profit, gets sloppy then what? Leaves the evidence in her backpack to drip, get noticed, get caught and wind up suspended??? Man, that is one cry for help.
I'm thinking if this truly did happen, however it came about, it's pretty unnerving...
They make this stuff up. No woman in the civilized world gave her 8 year old a bunch of Jello shooters and told her to sell them at her elementary school.virgovictoria said:
vraiblonde said:They make this stuff up. No woman in the civilized world gave her 8 year old a bunch of Jello shooters and told her to sell them at her elementary school.
The only thing that went through my aching head was the old adage that "Truth is often stranger than fiction".
Followed shortly thereafter by the nagging thought "This is just f'ing stupid!"
Now, was this really necessary?
I am just not feeling the love:
Georgia School Suspends... 12-07-2004 10:27 PM You just described yourself:effing stupid.
To the courageous person who sent this, LYMI!
virgovictoria said:The only thing that went through my aching head was the old adage that "Truth is often stranger than fiction".
Followed shortly thereafter by the nagging thought "This is just f'ing stupid!"
I am just not feeling the love:
Georgia School Suspends... 12-07-2004 10:27 PM You just described yourself:effing stupid.
To the courageous person who sent this, LYMI!
Too Bad This Sender Can't Hit Me Twice!!
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K
Kizzy
Guest
Vodka is a sneaky drink. 
One minute you're fine, next minute you're dancing on the table and if I keep drinking it, I will be on my hands and knees looking for Ralph.
One minute you're fine, next minute you're dancing on the table and if I keep drinking it, I will be on my hands and knees looking for Ralph.
pvineswinger
Swinging on Vines
Actually the story is somewhat true. The version that I heard on NBC(?) news- was that there was NO alcohol- but the jello was in the little plastic cups, like jello shots, and had the little plastic lids, like jello shots. I didn't hear anything about the mom telling the kid to sell them though. God bless America and capitalism!!!vraiblonde said:They make this stuff up. No woman in the civilized world gave her 8 year old a bunch of Jello shooters and told her to sell them at her elementary school.
The student was suspended for bringing something to school that "appeared" to contain drugs or alcohol.
So I guess it's time to take the little baggies of oregano away from the little entrepeneurial kids out there.
janey83
Twenty Something
what bothers me is that the teacher is so ready to jump to the conclusion that they're alcoholic jello shots....although, usually you can smell the vodka...
:shrug: unless someone at her house had a party the night before and the girl looks in the fridge and thinks "jello!" and wanted to bring them to school for all her friend...
:shrug: unless someone at her house had a party the night before and the girl looks in the fridge and thinks "jello!" and wanted to bring them to school for all her friend...