Get Ready for Global Cooling!

ylexot

Super Genius
High price for load of hot air
The salient facts are these. First, the accepted global average temperature statistics used by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change show that no ground-based warming has occurred since 1998. Oddly, this eight-year-long temperature stasis has occurred despite an increase over the same period of 15 parts per million (or 4 per cent) in atmospheric CO2.

Second, lower atmosphere satellite-based temperature measurements, if corrected for non-greenhouse influences such as El Nino events and large volcanic eruptions, show little if any global warming since 1979, a period over which atmospheric CO2 has increased by 55 ppm (17 per cent).

Third, there are strong indications from solar studies that Earth's current temperature stasis will be followed by climatic cooling over the next few decades.
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Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
vraiblonde said:
Hot/Cold/Hot/Cold...it's like Mother Nature is in menopause. :mad:
No kidding. It was cold on Saturday, comfy yesterday, and hot as a bia outside today. My wardrobe can't take this. :drama:
 

Toxick

Splat
vraiblonde said:
Hot/Cold/Hot/Cold...it's like Mother Nature is in menopause. :mad:


I've noticed this pattern where a period of global warming occurs over the course of several months, culminating in a period of almost overwhelming heat. This is followed by a rapid and drastic reduction in global temperature to the point where actual ICE falls from the sky!

Studies have shown that these "mini-ice-ages" correlate directly to the previous global warming.

Consequently when the earth manages to balance out and recouperate from mankind's thermal abuse, it begins to thaw and warm up - but almost immediately the rapid global warming cycle begins all over!



And this happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR!




This is all W's fault and the fault of Giant Oil conglomerates, because America hasn't signed the Kyoto accord and continues to destroy the planet.
 

LordStanley

I know nothing
Toxick said:
I've noticed this pattern where a period of global warming occurs over the course of several months, culminating in a period of almost overwhelming heat. This is followed by a rapid and drastic reduction in global temperature to the point where actual ICE falls from the sky!

Studies have shown that these "mini-ice-ages" correlate directly to the previous global warming.

Consequently when the earth manages to balance out and recouperate from mankind's thermal abuse, it begins to thaw and warm up - but almost immediately the rapid global warming cycle begins all over!



And this happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR!






This is all W's fault and the fault of Giant Oil conglomerates, because America hasn't signed the Kyoto accord and continues to destroy the planet.

:killingme
 

2ndAmendment

Just a forgiven sinner
PREMO Member
Toxick said:
I've noticed this pattern where a period of global warming occurs over the course of several months, culminating in a period of almost overwhelming heat. This is followed by a rapid and drastic reduction in global temperature to the point where actual ICE falls from the sky!

Studies have shown that these "mini-ice-ages" correlate directly to the previous global warming.

Consequently when the earth manages to balance out and recouperate from mankind's thermal abuse, it begins to thaw and warm up - but almost immediately the rapid global warming cycle begins all over!



And this happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR!




This is all W's fault and the fault of Giant Oil conglomerates, because America hasn't signed the Kyoto accord and continues to destroy the planet.
:yay: :lmao:
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
Toxick said:
I've noticed this pattern where a period of global warming occurs over the course of several months, culminating in a period of almost overwhelming heat. This is followed by a rapid and drastic reduction in global temperature to the point where actual ICE falls from the sky!

Studies have shown that these "mini-ice-ages" correlate directly to the previous global warming.

Consequently when the earth manages to balance out and recouperate from mankind's thermal abuse, it begins to thaw and warm up - but almost immediately the rapid global warming cycle begins all over!

And this happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR!

This is all W's fault and the fault of Giant Oil conglomerates, because America hasn't signed the Kyoto accord and continues to destroy the planet.


But maybe it doesn't happen that way in France. Why else would a former democrat president and former democrat vice-president say something so stupid?
 

AndyMarquisLIVE

New Member
I'm not going to deny global warming like you righties, but it was mighty cold in the middle of May (when it's normally, like, 80) when I went to the NASCAR race. It was 45 degrees peak temperature and windy.
 

2ndAmendment

Just a forgiven sinner
PREMO Member
AndyMarquisLIVE said:
I'm not going to deny global warming like you righties, but it was mighty cold in the middle of May (when it's normally, like, 80) when I went to the NASCAR race. It was 45 degrees peak temperature and windy.
I don't remember anyone denying that the earth has gotten warmer. What I do remember is alternative possibilities being proffered as to the cause ... like increased solar activity ... which fits the other planets getting warmer during the same period of time. I certainly haven't been driving my SUV on Mars to cause the increase in temperature there.
 

ylexot

Super Genius
Dilbert weighs in... :lmao:
 

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