Getting a tooth pulled

GopherM

Darwin was right
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said..

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:
"I can't do the gas thing.. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill...
"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives him a couple of pills.
He swallows them. "What are they?" he says.

"Viagra," says the dentist.

"Damn," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't " said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
 
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