Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
Three midgets are sitting around in their house one day when they hear a commercial on t.v saying that the guinness book of world records will be coming to a town near them in a few days. So they decide to go.
After waiting in line bout half the day the first midget makes it to the front of the line and says that he has the worlds smallest hands. The judges measure his hands, and sure enough he has the worlds smallest hands, so he's in the book.
The next midgets turn comes up, and he says that he has the worlds smallest feet. The judges measure his feet, and he also makes it into the book.
By this time the third midget is pissed because his friends stole his ideas. So one of his friends says well... dont you have a tiny pecker? and the third midget goes tats it, thats how i'll get in the book.
So he walks up and tells the judge that he was the worlds smallest pecker, so the judge takes him in the back to measure. Well he comes out all pissed again. The other two midgets ask whats wrong? And he says who the **** is Mikeinsmd?
Sorry Bro....You owe me one....I couldn't help myself....
After waiting in line bout half the day the first midget makes it to the front of the line and says that he has the worlds smallest hands. The judges measure his hands, and sure enough he has the worlds smallest hands, so he's in the book.
The next midgets turn comes up, and he says that he has the worlds smallest feet. The judges measure his feet, and he also makes it into the book.
By this time the third midget is pissed because his friends stole his ideas. So one of his friends says well... dont you have a tiny pecker? and the third midget goes tats it, thats how i'll get in the book.
So he walks up and tells the judge that he was the worlds smallest pecker, so the judge takes him in the back to measure. Well he comes out all pissed again. The other two midgets ask whats wrong? And he says who the **** is Mikeinsmd?
Sorry Bro....You owe me one....I couldn't help myself....
And I gave you green for your other joke!! 
and who's the biatch runnin her mouth??