A man asked his doctor if the doctor thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
"No," he replied, "I've never done either."
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never done any of those things, either."
"Well, then," said the doctor, "Why do you want to live to be a hundred?"
"No," he replied, "I've never done either."
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never done any of those things, either."
"Well, then," said the doctor, "Why do you want to live to be a hundred?"
