Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old. Well.....you'll Love This One!
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark Haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.
Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray Haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School.
"yes, Yes I Did. I'm A Mustang!" He Gleamed With Pride.
'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked
He Answered, "in 1975. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely.
Then That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat A$$, Gray Haired, Decrepit,
Son Of A Witch Asked..... "what Did You Teach???"
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark Haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.
Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray Haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School.
"yes, Yes I Did. I'm A Mustang!" He Gleamed With Pride.
'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked
He Answered, "in 1975. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely.
Then That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat A$$, Gray Haired, Decrepit,
Son Of A Witch Asked..... "what Did You Teach???"
(and I graduated in the late 80's)
