Getting rid of my dog

Toxick

Splat
He used to be cute, but he's a big slobbering animal now and feeding him is getting too expensive. Maybe someone who has a big yard. He's been cooped up in the house for a while, because it's too cold for me when I take him out and leash him to the tree. All he does is bark and howl when I leave him out there for more than a few hours anyway.

Don't worry about me, I'll get another puppy. This one here knocked up the neighbors dog, so I'll probably get one of those puppies. They remind me of this one when he was that age when he was fun.

Anyone want him?
 

Abc123

New Member
He used to be cute, but he's a big slobbering animal now and feeding him is getting too expensive. Maybe someone who has a big yard. He's been cooped up in the house for a while, because it's too cold for me when I take him out and leash him to the tree. All he does is bark and howl when I leave him out there for more than a few hours anyway.

Don't worry about me, I'll get another puppy. This one here knocked up the neighbors dog, so I'll probably get one of those puppies. They remind me of this one when he was that age when he was fun.

Anyone want him?

Please tell me you're joking...
 
He used to be cute, but he's a big slobbering animal now and feeding him is getting too expensive. Maybe someone who has a big yard. He's been cooped up in the house for a while, because it's too cold for me when I take him out and leash him to the tree. All he does is bark and howl when I leave him out there for more than a few hours anyway.

Don't worry about me, I'll get another puppy. This one here knocked up the neighbors dog, so I'll probably get one of those puppies. They remind me of this one when he was that age when he was fun.

Anyone want him?

Is he nice to cats? If so I will take him and stuff him in my feral cats shelter house to keep my feral cat warm.
 

Pete

Repete
He used to be cute, but he's a big slobbering animal now and feeding him is getting too expensive. Maybe someone who has a big yard. He's been cooped up in the house for a while, because it's too cold for me when I take him out and leash him to the tree. All he does is bark and howl when I leave him out there for more than a few hours anyway.

Don't worry about me, I'll get another puppy. This one here knocked up the neighbors dog, so I'll probably get one of those puppies. They remind me of this one when he was that age when he was fun.

Anyone want him?

I know a guy who works in a cosmetics lab and they are always looking for test subjects. I will PM you his number.
 

TurboK9

New Member
I know a guy who works in a cosmetics lab and they are always looking for test subjects. I will PM you his number.

:offtopic:

Toxick's trying to give away his dog, what does his fetish for using women's makeup have to do with this thread?
 

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
He used to be cute, but he's a big slobbering animal now and feeding him is getting too expensive. Maybe someone who has a big yard. He's been cooped up in the house for a while, because it's too cold for me when I take him out and leash him to the tree. All he does is bark and howl when I leave him out there for more than a few hours anyway.

Don't worry about me, I'll get another puppy. This one here knocked up the neighbors dog, so I'll probably get one of those puppies. They remind me of this one when he was that age when he was fun.

Anyone want him?

:huggy:

Dear Tox
Im sorry to hear you have to get rid of your dog. .... I will take him.. well I will trade you ... your dog for my dog that his blind and is not housebroken. :yay: Now you will not have to go outside in the cold. He doesnt make any noise until he falls down the steps. But he has never broke anything yet!

You may want to rethink the puppy :coffee: If it came from your dog now... well you will have those same issues when it gets older!

:love:
ICit

or whould ya like a few feral kittehs as a trade?!!!!?

:killingme
 
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