GopherM
Darwin was right
A man met a beautiful girl and decided to marry her. She said:
- But we don't know anything about each other!
- No problem, we will know each other in time.
She agreed. They got married and went to spend their honeymoon in a magnificent resort. One morning, they were both leaning against the pool border when he got up, climbed on the 10 meter trampoline, performed a perfect demonstration of all the jumps that exist and returned to his wife ...
She comments:
- I'm surprised! Were you an Olympic swimmer?
"No," explained the woman, "I was a call girl in Venice and worked at customers' homes."
- But we don't know anything about each other!
- No problem, we will know each other in time.
She agreed. They got married and went to spend their honeymoon in a magnificent resort. One morning, they were both leaning against the pool border when he got up, climbed on the 10 meter trampoline, performed a perfect demonstration of all the jumps that exist and returned to his wife ...
She comments:
- That was incredible!
- I was Olympic diving champion. I told you we would know each other in time - he replied.
- I'm surprised! Were you an Olympic swimmer?
"No," explained the woman, "I was a call girl in Venice and worked at customers' homes."