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A professor at the College of Southern Maryland gave a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic Now let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you ever made love to ghosts?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the years
I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience." The big redneck student from Leonardtown replied with a
nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he
is at the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what
it's like to have sex with ghosts?"
Bubba replied, "Shoot! From way back thar I thought you said Goats!"
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A professor at the College of Southern Maryland gave a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic Now let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you ever made love to ghosts?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the years
I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience." The big redneck student from Leonardtown replied with a
nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he
is at the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what
it's like to have sex with ghosts?"
Bubba replied, "Shoot! From way back thar I thought you said Goats!"