Girl calls cops to report mom having loud sex

[Misfit]

TODAYMoms - Teenage girl calls cops to report mom having loud sex

The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”

 

[b23hqb]

At least she was old enough to know what was going on, and it obviously upset her.

Funny but true story in our house:

About 20 years ago, I was at work, and my wife was getting our six year old son ready for school. He told her "I don't like daddy anymore". My wife, sort of shocked, asked him why. He told her something like "I don't like him hurting you. I heard you in your bedroom last night crying, and could hear daddy also and things making noise. He was hurting you".

My wife, trying her best to not burst out laughing convinced him that there was nothing bad going on, that I was not hurting her, but that mommy and daddy were just having a lot of fun last night, and he happily went off to school.

She called me at work and was laughing so hard that she was practically crying as she told me what had happened.

Out of the mouths of babes......

 

[LordStanley]

Though it may have been a crime of passion, no one was arrested

How does the author equate this to a crime of passion??? WTF

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

TODAYMoms - Teenage girl calls cops to report mom having loud sex

The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”

With today's society and the way kids behave, I'm surprised that the 15 yr old girl didn't just have her boyfriend come over to compete with the noise.

Just imagine the 911 tape.
Girl: "I've been disrespected and wanna leave cuz my Mom is having loud sex with her BF. I'll put the phone next to their door, can you hear it?"
From behind the door: "Squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek...Who's your daddy? OMG, right there, don't stop, dont stop!"

 

[itsbob]

How does the author equate this to a crime of passion??? WTF

Sarcasm and wit are totally lost on the....

 

[dontknowwhy]

With today's society and the way kids behave, I'm surprised that the 15 yr old girl didn't just have her boyfriend come over to compete with the noise. :sarcasm


Probably more like she wanted to have her boyfriend over & mommy told her no...& being the pizzy little "i"m smarter than you, I'll get even with you" brat that she is, pulled this oh so clever stunt...So she felt disrespected?....IT'S MOM'S HOUSE!!...

 

[FED_UP]

Some women want to be heard for some reason. Fortunate for us men we only have to yell during the last 10 seconds

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

Some women want to be heard for some reason. Fortunate for us men we only have to yell during the last 10 seconds

You know you've found that spot when she gets really loud!

Remember "Lassie" from Porky's?

 

[frequentflier]

You know you've found that spot when she gets really loud!

Remember "Lassie" from Porky's?

 

[itsbob]

Good thing Bubba only knows how to use the phone to play Angry Birds...