Girl says “I Sign & Photo BF’s Penis Before He Leaves House

[Misfit]

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/12/video-...r&utm_campaign=Feed:+uproxx/features+(Uproxx)

During a recent episode of Steve Harvey’s talk show, a woman told an unusual story about how she kept her boyfriend from cheating on her. You see, before he left the house, Jeanne would autograph his penis and take a picture of it. When he came home after a night out with his friends, she would pull down his pants and match up the picture from hours earlier.

 

[Bay_Kat]

Someone posted this on fb, I tried to find the youtube video to post. Glad someone did, this is nuts.

 

[Gilligan]

It's not that difficult to forge someone's signature.

Just sayin'....

 

[Misfit]

Someone posted this on fb, I tried to find the youtube video to post. Glad someone did, this is nuts.

I’d have to date someone with a short name to ever do that.

 

[mAlice]

No one told this woman that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe your bf is butt ugly.

 

[Baja28]

If she's THAT worried about him cheating, WTF is she with him to begin with?

 

[mAlice]

If she's THAT worried about him cheating, WTF is she with him to begin with?

Exactly.

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

I wonder if she realizes he could cheat on her without using his dick.

Can't fix stupid.

 

[2BRN2B]

Someone posted this on fb, I tried to find the youtube video to post. Glad someone did, this is nuts.

I'm surprised no one picked up on the nuts pun.

 

[vraiblonde]

Maybe she's taking the pics for identification purposes?

"Oh, it's you! Now I remember...."

 

[Baja28]

Wouldn't wearing a condom protect the writing?

 

[lovinmaryland]

Wouldn't wearing a condom protect the writing?

Not if its lubed up

 

[RoseRed]

I wonder if she stalks his Facebook.

 

[2BRN2B]

I wonder if she stalks his Facebook.

Facebook is the devil.

 

[lucky_bee]

Maybe your bf is butt ugly.

maybe she should be signing that one too? :shrug:

 

[Monello]

Maybe she's taking the pics for identification purposes?

"Oh, it's you! Now I remember...."

In case if she has to go downtown and pick it out of a line up. "#3 can you turn to the left"

 

[Bann]

How do they find these people for these shows?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I have a coworker whose ex-wife insisted on smelling his junk whenever he came home. I told him if he ever cheated he needed to make it anal.

 

[Bann]

I have a coworker whose ex-wife insisted on smelling his junk whenever he came home. I told him if he ever cheated he needed to make it anal.

Seriously? If that was a true situation, (I don't doubt he told you the story) then HE's the one with the bigger problem for allowing it to happen. I would kick someone to the curb PDQ if they mistrusted me that much and attempted to require me to prove anything in THAT way.

Gone. PDQ

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Seriously? If that was a true situation, (I don't doubt he told you the story) then HE's the one with the bigger problem for allowing it to happen. I would kick someone to the curb PDQ if they mistrusted me that much and attempted to require me to prove anything in THAT way.

Gone. PDQ

She was a complete nut job, she ran afoul of the law and could have cost him his security clearance and he dumped her to the curb real quick. He said he was with her because she could do something really really well.....