"Girlfriend Coat" Gives Wearer Unlimited Hugs

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New Japanese "Girlfriend Coat" Gives Wearer Unlimited Hugs : Science/Tech : Counsel & Heal

For lonely single men yearning for someone to cuddle, look no further. A group of Japanese students have created a cuddle coat that takes the girlfriend experience to a whole new level.

Engineers at the University of Tsukuba have invented a coat that makes people feel like they have a girlfriend. The "Riajyuu Coat" or fulfillment coat is equipped with a special belt that creates the sensation of being hugged from behind. Headphones attached to the jacked also play recordings of a female voice whispering phrases a girlfriend might say like "Sorry I'm late".
 

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They should make a scarf that tightens & whispers "Pick up your socks".

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bcp

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You know, it gives me hope for the future.
New styles of condoms, the girlfriend coat (I can see where they could be a package deal) all coming from this new generation.

My generation was a bunch of dumb ass slackers that came up with useless crap like, Microwaves, CDs, DVDs, airbags, convection ovens you know, the stuff that other than a little bit of show off value, really did nothing to advance mans quality of life.
least not like the hooker coat.
 
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